Bikini for Men

OK, so this is a bit weird ? but now you can have one of your own! This ?interesting' bit of kit is the perfect gift for someone who has everything, for someone who has no shame, or that extreme costume (please note: do not wear this in public unless you are willing to deal with the consequences!). A great gift for a bachelor party or as the ultimate humiliation?

Waterproof MP3

Listen to music in the bath or shower, in the pool or at the beach with the new iSwim waterproof mp3 player.

The whole unit is designed to hang around your neck, but also keep out of your way when swimming, so you don't need to worry about getting tangled up in the wires when doing the crawl.

Eye Massager

This strange electronic Eyzone Massager was "developed using the principles of Chinese acupuncture and massage and magnetic therapy".

Pen Recorder

Introducing the ALL NEW and Improved 1GB MP3 Media Pen. A great companion
for the busy executive. Not only a fine writing instrument but also a digital voice
recorder for instantly recording your notes, dictation, or business meetings at the
touch of a button. No visible distracting lights or annoying sounds, allow you to
concentrate on your important thoughts and ideas. 1 GB internal memory records
64 full hours of audio. High Quality MP3 enhances your "down time" with your
favorite tunes while traveling or just relaxing. USB storage capability stores
hundreds of files, pictures, or documents for presentations or transfers from one
PC to another. The MP3 Media Pen, take one along on your next business trip, you'll
be glad you did! Available in jet black.

i - Sleep

As a freelance writer, I live by my laptop. Sometimes, I work a little too hard and I just want to get a little bit of sleep. When I do, I usually just push my laptop aside and uncomfortably turn my folded arms into pillows.

Perhaps this is why Ivonne Dippmann designed the iSleep pillow. The purpose of the iSleep is to make that uncomfortable piece of plastic and metal and turn it into a place to rest my head.

In all honesty, I never tried to use my laptop for a pillow because it is just plain hard. I am also worried about messing up the insides of my laptop by putting the weight of my head on it. The iSleep solves this weight problem by attaching to the laptop’s exhaust vent, and the warm air inflates for some nice padding on the iSleep.

Not only is the pillow warm, but it has an integrated speaker that will play music. I can only assume that your laptop programs what tunes you will hear as you drift away to dreamland. There is even an alarm tone to wake you up when needed, and I’m not certain if that is part of the iSleep or you have to program the laptop for that.